Money Taking Tricks

How do you carry cash and carry it safely? தொன்று தொட்ட காலத்திலேர்ந்து நிறைய வழிகள் கையாளபட்டிருக்கிறது. Here's one stop shop on some of the popular methods.

Some of us have almost moved totally away from carrying cash and started using plastic - Visa power, கடன்காரன் cover (monthly statement), நாம poor - others can follow some of these good old methods that are still prevalent and effective.

Disclaimer: Methods mentioned here are for reference only and you are responsible for your/your belongings safety. The author does not necessarily vouch/prefer any methods mentioned below.

Method #1. This one is applicable for guys only and in the last decade or so this is followed only by a selected few. First thing you need is to buy several கோடு போட்ட, நாடா வெச்ச underwear. If you are unclear on how this looks like, watch ராஜ்கிரண் movies. These underwear come with pockets on both sides, so it doesn't matter if you are a lefty or right hander. This is considered one of the safest method to carry cash in the 70s and 80s when men used to wear வேஷ்டி all the time. The way you take money out of the underwear pocket is as follows:

• Lift your leg (right or left depending on where money is) so your chest all the way to your stomach and your thighs are at 90 degrees and your leg is forming a shape like number 7.
  
• When you do the step above, your வேஷ்டி, if tied properly, will slide on either side of your leg.

Tip: If you are showing your தொடை to others, you have done the above 2 steps correctly.

Method #2: This one is also applicable for guys only, however there is a derivative method that is applicable to ladies only, which is not discussed here. This method requires some planning and is applicable to only those who still have not transitioned to ready made shirts and still buy shirt piece at Kumaran silks and go to local tailor for காஜா and stitching. Before the tailor starts his work, you need to let him know that you need a உள் pocket. This உள் pocket is stitched on the inner side of the shirt right behind the outer pocket. IMO, this method is effective only for carrying cash from one place to another. If you actually want to use the money in உள் pocket outside, there are a few constraints like you should be wearing a உள் பனியன் and make sure that உள் பனியன் does not have any ரவா தோசை style holes to avoid any embarrassment.

Method #3: This method is applicable mostly for ladies, however this can also be applicable for guys who still uses leather office bags and carry cash in them. As with all methods, this requires some planning too. When you buy a handbag, make sure you check for an inner chamber and most importantly the inner chamber should have a zipper for open and close. This is in addition to the zipper that takes care of the bag's main opening. If there is no inner chamber, it's a no-go. The cash carried in the inner chamber is considered extremely safe and thief proof and this popular belief is due to the following reasons:

• the thief does not always snatch the whole bag or it is difficult for thief to snatch the whole bag that has an overall dimension of ஒரு அடி நீளம், முக்கா அடி அங்குலம் .
• Even if the thief opens the bag somehow, he always looks for cash inside the main chamber and if he does not find any valubles tells himself "Oh my God, no cash, wrong bag" and simply moves on without checking the inner chamber.
  

Method #4: This one is again applicable mostly for guys who carry a rectangular bag (about the length of a toothbrush and height of medium size powder டப்பா). This bag is usually carried in கஷ்கம் which is considered a hard place to snatch a bag. This method is not so popular since it requires some arm power and armpit deodorant. This method was the most popular method employed by "cash" மாமா in the 70's and 80's கல்யாணங்கள். The easiest ways to identify these மாமாs in the கல்யாணம் are as follows:

• மேல் துண்டு, கஷ்கத்துல பை, அலைபாயும் கண்கள், ஒரு நிரந்தர tension
  
• He will be the only மாமா who will take his bag to the restroom

Method #5: This method is perhaps the mother of all methods mentioned above and is universally regarded as the safest method for carrying cash, jewels etc by both men and women. Our good old மஞ்ச பை. If you are going to bank locker, மஞ்ச பை எடுத்துண்டு போ. If you are bringing cash from the bank, மஞ்ச பை எடுத்துண்டு போ. This is really the one and only thief proof device to carry valubles that man has ever made. These bags are cheap and have built in thief repellents. The thief somehow gets mesmerized by these மஞ்ச பை and never attempt to steal the person.

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In this economy, we need money making tricks, since I don't have a magic pill for that, here's a piece of advice. சம்பாதிக்கரதோட, சம்பாதிச்ச பணத்த காப்பாத்தறது ரொம்ப கஷ்டம். Hence the post. வுடு ஜூட்.