Friday, October 22, 2010

Endhiran - Let's get interactive 2

Karthik a.k.a. Sundar,

First of all, congratulations on coming up with a well written post. I really liked the style of your writing. My only problem is with the content.

It's amazing how you have almost analyzed all critical elements from the movie and the only good things that you can come up with the movie is the absence of intro song and பூசணிக்காய், this is like முழு பூசணிகாயை சோத்துல மறைக்கராமாதிரி. Why do you want to introspect in to how a male lead could have possibly fallen in love with a female lead? Relationships are a bit "touchy" in both real and reel life, to find a reason for them is silly. I agree to the unethical method employed to pass an exam, but I am not going to a movie theater to learn ethics in life. On the constable scene, it came across as basic human instinct to run away from danger especially if you know you are the root cause for the situation.

So you expected an Indian movie - biggest budget ever, targeted at more than 1 billion people of all ages across the globe, simul-released in several languages and countries - to explain the laws of robotics so everyone can understand? Good luck! I can see why Shankar's first choice for this film was not Kamal.

Robotics conference being in Tamil, I had no problems at all with everyone in the room speaking Tamil. This is way better than "வசீகரன் நீங்க இன்ன சொல்லுது.." or someone disguised as foreigner with thick accent. This is like watching Ramayana in different languages and asking what was Rama's mother tongue. This type of shot making is way better than Tamil films that comes with generous sprinkle of English.

On super natural robots not being used by Vasee - remember, this is Tamil movie with Rajini as lead. It is a great risk not to have usual cinematic elements, especially in a much hyped Rajini movie ever. Movies are all about packaging and marketing - Shankar had to sell this to audience, hence the low tech, presence of Karunaas and Santhaanam. It is silly for some high tech folks, but hey, my 6 year old daughter was thrilled to see robots giving flowers. My 70 year old mom could enjoy robot doing mehndhi designs.

I have problems when filmy characters do something super "intelligent" that is beyond human. In those situations, most of  the time a super scene or act will get "யார் காதுல பூவ சுத்தறான்..". Imagine robot explaining how cancer can be cured using...yeah right!  There is a problem here. If a director is intelligent, that's great. But if the director tries to show he is intelligent through his movies, it has more often than not failed or came across as cheap antics. I can quote several Kamal's experiments here.

Oh, the great Terminator. For Indian cinema, we are still struggling - and will always due to our diversity on everything - to classify a movie as a particular genre. For some of us, we are totally ok watching summer comic flicks and disney pixar movies and accept them because we know what to expect when you watch a particular genre. 

You are an intelligent person and you are insulted? Sorry bro, I am an intelligent person and I like it. You  know what, I know a few other intelligent people and they like it too. I  have a  few moderately intelligent foreign friends (no offense intended) and they were perfectly fine with Avatar, which in my mind  is a 300 million dollars spent on a movie that had a storyline that is no different than several age old Indian movies where a city bred goes to village (or vice-versa) and become part of that place and never returns to his old life.

Shankar had taken a contemporary situation and created a parallel sci-fi track with robots to come up with an INDIAN entertainer that can be marketed and will also be appealing for most people. I think he succeeded in that for most part. dot.

P.S. Thanks once again for bringing me back to blogging! I AM BAACK!!!!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Endhiran - Let's get interactive

Here's a well documented post from my nephew on Endhiran:

http://apdipodu.blogspot.com/2010/10/endhiran-paarvai-written-by-karthik.html

Thanks to Karthik (I am used to calling him Sundar), I finally got the "kick" needed to start writing again after about 7 months hiatus, blame it on laziness.

Now, on to the interactive part -  Watch out for my reply soon! I am sure it will not stop there.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Cochin Cowboys

This post is purely a work of fiction and any likenesses to real life are purely coincidental. Also, all the disclaimers that have ever been created/documented/undocumented by anyone in this universe applies to this post. You are responsible for anything and everything that you get /not get after reading this post. Read at your own risk. 

Ever since IPL picked 2 additional franchises, one of the team and the franchise team members (FTM) got together and started to layout plans for next year IPL.

FTM#1: What should be name of our team? ideas உண்டோ ?
FTM#2: ஆலப்புழா ஆண்டவாஸ்? Trivandrum Titans? Cochin Cowboys? வேஷ்டி Whales?
FTM#1: நன்னாயிட்டு உண்டு. Let's pick Cochin Cowboys.
FTM#3: Brand ambassador யாரானு?
FTM#1: Mohan....
FTM#2: Team song choice guess செய்யும்? 
FTM#4: கடலை நக்கர போனோரே..
FTM#2: Correct.
FTM#5: What is the Jersey களர்?
FTM#3: வல்லிய half whiteல், brown, ஜரி வெச்சு, பஷு மாடு logo?
FTM#1: டாப்-ஆயிட்டு உண்டு.
FTM#2: Who are the ஸ்போன்சொர்ஸ்?
FTM#1: Kerala Jewellers, Ramraj வேஷ்டி... 
FTM#4: Cheerleaders அல்லாம் வேண்டா. நம்ம கதகளி, மேளம் போதுமாணு.
FTM#2: Gra-eat idea!

When the FTM went to the new site where they planned to build a new stadium, they were surprised to see 2-3 டீகடா that have already started the business there. They promised those shop keepers a contract when the stadium is complete. The whole FTM team is working over time to be ready for IPL 4.

Friday, March 12, 2010

IPL 3 - Day One

Here's my initial thoughts on IPL 3 after day 1 and match 1.

- Not a full house, could be due to the fact that there is no local team involved.

- Commericals in between balls in the scoreboard - Pathetic. I am not a big fan of commentators these days, but this trend will totally take them out of picture soon. In between DLF maximum, Citi moment of success, MRF sky cam, how great this tournament is and bunch of other meanderings, they speak Cricket. Special note to Sunny Gavaskar: Please retire from your commentary job. I had great respect for you as a player, and I still do. I am tired of your Ranjit Singhji leg glance story every time someone plays a fine leg glance.

- It is very clear that only Superstars of Indian cricket and foreign players will be able to make this tournament attractive. Example: Vaas chiming in with early wickets, Matthews and Shah having a huge partnership, Gilchrist's 50 and more to come, which goes to show the importance of Test cricket and ODI existence and competition between national teams, so it will be easy to market T20.  I am hearing 90+ games next season, Modi needs to be very careful with overkill. 

If I were to bet/guess on 4 teams that will make it to semi-final (which looks so so far away), here it is:

Delhi - They are my favorites since IPL 1 and they really look a strong team even this season.

Chennai - Dhoni as captain & Hayden as a player are very capable of dominating any team and hence they are my favorites too.

Mumbai -Though I don't believe in Sachin's leadership, I strongly believe they will perform well this season to make it to top 4.

Bangalore - They have some very talented in-form youngsters in their side. Once they have all foreign players available, they will be a strong team.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Double Standards

Watch this first: Gambhir Watson Incident 

and then watch this: Johnson Styris Incident 

Gambhir gets one test ban -  International Cricket Council (ICC) match referee Chris Broad charged Gambhir with a level-two offence of not conducting play “within the spirit of the game as well as within the laws of cricket”.International Cricket Council (ICC) appointed commissioner Justice Sachs reached his verdict after studying video footage, documentary records and written submissions. “I am prepared to accept that he (Gambhir) had been the victim of prolonged and persistent verbal abuse by members of the Australian team, culminating in a moment of anger that led to his unfortunate lapse,” Sachs said.

Johnson was fined 60% match fee - Johnson, who was charged with a Level 2 offence, pleaded guilty at an early stage to avoid a full hearing. The umpires felt Styris contributed to the verbal exchange that preceded the physical contact and that his actions contravened clause 2.1.8 which covers actions that are contrary to the spirit of cricket or bring the game into disrepute. "Sometimes in the heat of competition players cross over the line of what is acceptable behaviour and that has clearly happened in this case," Madugalle said. "I made it clear to them that as role models it's important that they conduct themselves not only within the laws of cricket but also in keeping with the spirit of the game." 

This is clearly a case of double standards that sub-continent ex-players, commentators and even public are complaining about for several years. The above scenarios are near identical and they both are breach of code of conduct and they both deserve punishments. Concerned players were punished, however the punishments were different. There is very little or no hope on the hearing process and how ICC would handle a situation.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Day/Night Test Cricket

Mr. T20 genius came up with this new idea - "Test cricket must go day and night", if not he warned that test cricket will die. 

Here's my take:

- What do we do with the ball? Seeing a RED ball under lights is difficult not only for the players but also for the spectators. Changing it to white will NOT work since they already cannot keep the white ball white for 50 overs in ODI. So we need a change in law to make this happen.

- What about the pitch and outfield? It gets wet due to fog in most of the countries and in some of the countries, even summer is cold during night time. The dew and cold weather could dramatically favor batting team or bowling team.

- Spectators in the stadium - Though ticket sales does not impact the revenue in a big way these days, spectators in the stand is crucial. Thinking people will show up after work for a test match is a huge assumption. (BTW, claiming that people have work to do during day time hence cannot watch a game is an useless comment. People in the nineties had to go for work too.)

- Claiming broadcasters run the game - This is such a shameless comment. The game should be bigger than anything. Regardless of commercial interests, passion for sport should be the prime reason for playing a sport. The same should be the case for administrators too.

When ODI was introduced everyone thought test cricket is waste of time, now everyone hates ODI. T20 is new and people seem to like it for now. I am sure money motive people, the one dimensional nature of the format and the overkill of number of tournaments will make this format boring soon. T20 organizers have successfully shortened the career for bowlers, made batsman more greedy and demoted spectators, especially young ones, from being involved to impatient.

Don't worry about test cricket and leave it alone, it will survive and people who loved test cricket will always love it.

Monday, March 1, 2010

(Dis)Connected..

"I have more than 200 friends"
"Wow! so many friends..so what are you doing this Saturday evening?"
"I will be in front of the computer"

This funny, yet eye opening dialog from the movie "Funny People" on social network is the inspiration for this imaginary post.

Raj - Son
Dia - Daughter

Mom and Dad


Raj: Hi Mom, sorry I woke up late, good to catch u on IM, what do we have for dinner?


Mom: I am late to a meeting, the menu and sample pictures of the food for the entire week is posted on my Facebook, your Dad sent a text to me and trying to reach you. love u Raj, c u later.


Raj: Great, I will check it out and comment on the changes I want. I will also call Dad.


Raj calling Dad: Pop, I need cash.


Dad: I will wire transfer to your checking later today. We need to catch up on arrangements for Dia's wedding.


Raj: Don't worry Dad, I have high level plans almost finalized and I will send you the PPT when it is ready.


Dad: Thanks Raj! Buzz me and I will check the PPT. love u, talk to you later.


Slide 1 - Invitation: Raj logged in to Geni, Facebook, LinkedIn contacts and created an invitation distribution list. He also roughly calculated the invitation numbers based on other family member's social network contacts.
Once Raj had the headcount, he selected eVite, Facebook and Twitter updates for sending invitations and updates.

Slide 2 - Photos/Video: Raj Google'd photo/video broadcast professionals in the area and short listed a few. He planned on podcasting the event live and later make it available on YouTube. Twitter updates will be posted every 5 minutes during the marriage ceremony.


Slide 3 - Food: Raj short listed Pizza Hut, Saravana Bhavan and Jamba Juice with Salad as the possible options for food ordering. The attendees will either get a food coupon that they can redeem on the marriage day or get rain check for later use.


Slide 4 - Thaamboolam: Once the attendees successfully login and attend the function, they will get album of their choice as free download from iTunes as
thaamboolam.

Slide 5 - Gifts: Attendees can send their gift via Fedex (prepaid free shipping) or choose to use Paypal for cash gifts.


Raj emailed the PPT to Mom, Dad and Dia and sent an Outlook invitation for video conference call later that day and hoped every one can attend.


If we continue our passion and craze for social connections through technology, who knows, we might end up like this soon.

Are we really connected?

Monday, February 22, 2010

Kollywood Trends

All Ajith has to do is speak his mind and pass a comment to get wrath of everyone in our home state. Our mindset has become so narrow we cannot even take a simple comment with true spirit.

I read elsewhere that a stuntman filed a compliant on Ajith and his fans, availability of pirated DVD on his latest movie அசல் right after the release of the movie, Ajith not being mentioned in any of the Kalai TV's promo on the grand CM function, demanding unconditional apology from Ajith for his comments, Ajith visiting CM in the last few days and there will be few more in the coming weeks. Why so much hate on one man? God knows what will happen to his upcoming movies? Remember the delays that வேட்டைக்காரன் had to go through, just because Vijay had a casual meet with Rahul Gandhi?

Movies like தமிழ் படம் are good for the Tamil industry, however they are accepted not just because they are good. Producers and directors, though angry, have kept quiet for wrong reasons. Kollywood is slowly playing in to the hands of one family that runs meetings, functions and now movie production. This is a dangerous trend developing in the Tamil movie production. Even AVM had to go through a "process" to have their movies released. Very soon stand alone film producers will become thing of the past.
 

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